Thursday, March 29, 2012

WTF: Thursday Midnight - DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK

Want a brilliant WTF experience? TONIGHT on the SUNDANCE CHANNEL, check out our beloved debut feature, DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK.


All FIRST TIMERS please drop us a line and let us know what you think of the flick. And all you guys who've been supporting the film before it was even released, you KNOW we fucking love you.

Fatally Yours,
Jen and Sylv

From Canada To Fuck Your Shit Up Old School Again


B. Fatt & Lazy Movie Reviews is a site with comedic and rad reviewers that get to the bottom of DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK. B. Fatt was kind enough to check out the flick and share his thoughts --
"What can be said about DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK? It is the best title for a movie since HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN. It is a ninety minute drug fueled ride through anarchy and insanity. It has already filled out the paperwork to be inducted into the cult classic hall of fame. It is bad fucking ass."
The following includes one of the best sentences that I have ever heard in my life --
"I’m not sure if DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK is genius or madness but it is a very thin line, my friends. It’s a very thin line. All I know is I didn’t exit the theater at the end of this movie so much as I used my rock hard cock as a battering ram to smash through the drywall and cinder blocks."

As if this wasn't enough to make a pair of good ole Canadian girls feel special, there was also these kind words --
"DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK is the worst movie I’ll ever love. And I’m pretty sure I’m going to marry one of the Soska sisters. Possibly both. Maybe at the same time. I’ll have to wait to see how down they are. But I know for a fact that there are new queens of trash cinema. And their names are Jen and Sylvia Soska."

A very humble thank you to B.Fatt for watching the flick and for sharing in our 90 minutes of insanity. We super stoked that you dug the flick and hope that you come back for the new one. Maybe after AMERICAN MARY if you still wanna get hitched...

You can read the whole loltastic review here. Thank you for reading the blog, boys and girls! Sorry to be so MIA, lots of new stuff coming up in the next few weeks.

 ~Sylv

Erebus Horror Crowns a Pair of Twisted Twins


"Now do you see why we chose The Twisted Twins to be our Queens of Horror? Well lets look at this objectively. They’ve got a unique vision and determination when it comes to film making, they have done, and continue to contribute, so much to our great horror genre, they do all of their own stunts, they’re incredibly beautiful but also deadly (they’re trained in martial arts so watch out!) and they’ve got an immense following which is only going to increase as they make more movies."
Erebus Horror did a cool piece where they decided to name some of their favourite horror artists king and queen of horror. Not since baby Simba was lifted into the sunlight by Rafiki has anyone felt so much stupid happiness from such a rad honour. The article goes on to talk about our first flick, DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK, our fastly approaching second film, AMERICAN MARY, and all the happenings in between.
"Now in my opinion, there is definitely a gap in horror. And that gap is in the form of horror twins – There just aren’t ANY that spring to mind (Apart from Jeremy Irons in Dead Ringers, but lets face it – He’s not really a twin!) So I think it is definitely safe to say that The Twisted Twins are one of a kind, whether it’s their filmmaking, their unmatched humour, their unwavering love of horror, or perhaps because there are TWO of them! You’ll see – In time they’ll be a worldwide horror personality."

You can check out the entire piece here, a new interview will be up on the site shortly too, and read up on their king of horror, Bill Oberst, here. Thank you for talking about our project and talking to us, Erebus Horror! Your support of indie artists like this means the world to us.

~Sylv

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Midnight Poutine

If you can make it out to one of Little Miss Risk or Lola Frost's shows, you really should. It's actually criminal how much talent these beautiful women have.

A1 - Sylv
A2 - Tristan
B1 - Lola
B2 - Jen

See you at the next show!
~Sylv

Springtime for Dead Hooker and Sundance

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, little animals are hooking up and making baby animals, and the Sundance channel hops into spring by playing DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK on its lovely channel.
"This morning I had to run a bunch of errands, including picking up a chair for my great uncle. When I got to my car I realized there were all these bags of stuff I needed to drop off at Goodwill. So, I couldn’t run my main errands until I got rid of the bags and made room in the trunk. DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK is a similar story only, instead of old clothes, four friends find a dead hooker in their trunk. Shit happens. In fact, I’m pretty sure shit like this happens in Vancouver all the time!"
The Sundance channel has all sorts of fun springy programming coming up and clickity click here to get it all. Thank you like crazy to all you die-hard HOOKER supporters and you new HOOKER lovers that checked out the flick the other night and have been spreading the word and hitting us up with your thoughts. You are fucking brilliant. May this spring get you everything you're after and even adventures where you get to dump a body with your friends.

 ~Sylv

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

CM Punk watches Dead Hooker In A Trunk

Wow.


A little known fact about myself and my beloved doppelganger is that we are HUGE wrestling fans.

I kid you not.

Undertaker was my beloved way back when and Sylvie (foolish Sylvie) loved The Heartbreak Kid. When they battled in Hell In A Cell, we nearly killed one another until Kane showed up and we both called an uneasy truce and instantly turned on this new intruder on our lives.

Today something beyond amazing happened. Honestly, I don't know if I'm dreaming.

CM Punk, Phillip Jack Brooks, tweeted the following and we almost died...


That's right. The current WWE Champion, the nineteenth WWE Triple Crown Champion and the man to achieve this honor fastest at 203 days, is watching OUR movie. Thank you, CM ! We truly hope you like it. And you've made two wrestling fans hearts soar. I don't think my mind can be comprehend that this is even happening right now.


I hope this is your face when you finish watching it.

Fatally Yours,
Jen and Sylv

Twisted Twins Tatt!!!

We will forever be on Damon Mostasteless Lagneau's arm. For fucking serious because the man got Twisted Twins inked for life on his arm.
Fucking amazing. We adore this kind of commitment - we promise to be a good tattoo and look cool, badass, and sexy.

 ~Sylv