Thursday, February 25, 2010


Meet Miss Gory Rae. If you know her, you know that she is the most charismatic, hardcore, and to die for horror hostess that the horror industry has ever seen. CANADA'S ONLY PERFORMING HORROR HOSTESS! "(Miss) Gory is thee Goddess of Horror"-Lloyd Kaufman' THEE ONLY Horror Hostess who doesn't need to be a sidekick to a man...

If you don't know her, naughty, naughty, you'll have to change that straight away. Unless you've been living in a cave, you know that February 2010 has launched the first ever Women In Horror recognition month celebrated across the world. It has been the proud first of an annual celebration. As a community, we've recognized women everywhere who have contributed to this incredible genre, thrown film festivals, handed out awards, invaded the air waves, done interviews and blog and vlogs, and donated gallons of blood all in the name of Women In Horror.

As the month of celebration comes to a close, we invite you to a truly special event that will be Vancouver's Grand Finale to this happy month, all hosted by the insatiable Miss Gory Rae with special guests (you guessed it) your Friendly Neighborhood Twisted Twins. Do not miss out THIS SATURDAY (the 27th), the SATURDAY NIGHT SPOOKSHOW SPECTACULAR!! At the La Fontana Caffe at 7pm sharp.

Here is a special message from the Damsel of Darkness herself about the event...

This is your Madame of Misanthropy, your Gore of a Whore, your Belle of the Beasties...I'm B-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack!!
HeHe...and guess who's in charge THIS time..ME! (and of course, Our loverly Haunts The Burnababy Horror Movie society) But? There's no grumpy fucks telling you to "STOP SINGING!" or "Hey! I wanna see this musical quietly!!" Nope..This? Is going to be a proper, dress up and get up, shake your costumes and sing it loud event...Then? If all goes well..(which should happen if you Horror fans aren't too jaded enough to come back , IF you make it through this screening, cause I am hopin to hook you up to some proper Fright Fixin, and finish where we were so rudely interrupted *ahem*.
So? Tell ya what? You Horror Honeys and Hounds make it to our event? (and I do mean EVENT! Dressing up will get you in for 8$, 10 if you are poop, I mean not dressed up...It's prizes you wont be getting..and remember...ZOMBIE WALK is a L-O-O-O-NG time away, and lets face it...I know I want to be as far away from The Olympics as I possibly can! Anyone with me on THAT one?)
If you don't let me, THEE one who is gonna bring you Lloyd Kaufman, Founder & Main Pervert at TROMA, and also films that have NOT been repeating themselves for 2 years..Then? I would make an effort If I were you..Because you know what I will be getting up to since I have been...Oh, SOOOOOO pent up for SOOOOOOO long...;)

So? If you can make it to the PNE? You can make it to La Fontana.

I am looking forward to seeing some familiar faces and vulgar visages...

Sins Eerily...
Canada's ONLY performing Live Horror Hostess...
Miss.Gory XxX"

So that's that. Be there. There will be a VERY special treat for any of you who donated blood this month for Women In Horror month. Just scroll back up and look at that beautiful badass and tell her you're not going. Yeah, that's what we thought.

Hope to see you ALL there! And don't forget to dress up! ;)

All our blood soaked best,
Jen and Sylv

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