
In this business,
true friends are hard to come by. There's a shit ton of bullshit out there and you get fed it by the heaping spoonfuls if you're not careful to recognize it early on.

When my
hetero life mate,
Sylv, started trash talking a
Black Hawks fan, I never suspected in the least it would build into one of the truest and greatest friendships we've ever had.
Kristian Hanson, the
Craptastic Writer, and father/creator of my now betrothed and beloved Assly (
Assly.tv), is a profoundly talented writer, reviewer, and friend. He is one of those rare people who refuses to settle and chases after his dreams despite all the nay sayers out there and we respect the hell out of him for it.

We met in the flesh
this past October in
LA during the
Aliens To Zombies Convention (
seriously, if you missed that insanely awesome weekend chalk full of the most talented effects artists to ever crawl the Earth make DAMN
sure you'll be there next year, I know we will be). Not only did he take us around
LA, which is something, believe it or not, we never get to do as we're always booked solid with business, he and his beautiful now missus,
Fernanda, brought us to meet
Clive fucking Barker and
Bryan 'Tate' Steinsiek. We got to see the Universal Walk, chug Duff energy "beers", eat at Bubba Gump Shrimps, and see the outstanding New Bev Cinema , owned by everyone's favorite stylish badass film genius
Tarantino, where
DHIAT got to rock.

Totally selfless, supportive, and never one to give you a "
where-have-you-been-I-don't-care-if-you're-filming-you-have-to-see-what-my-cat-did-today-you're-such-a-shit-friend" message, we love him and
Fernanda and
ALL the
Craptastic Puppets that each deserve a place in a horror history museum more than words can say. Even if he
IS a Black Hawks fan. Let's face it, no one's perfect ;)
He's started our
New Years off with a happy explosion of awesome-y awesome-ness with this gore~geous
Examiner article.
Read the full meal deal right HERE.
Thank you,
Kristian. We cannot wait to share
AMERICAN MARY with you.
Happy fucking New Year, you wicked awesome bastard, you~!!Bloody Best!
Jen